April 2012
brandnewswastikas:
Secretly pop a small piece of chocolate in your mouth before going down on a girl. Don’t eat the chocolate, keep it in your mouth and let it melt under your tongue. After a minute or two, rise up from your work. Show her your smeared brown tongue, lips, and teeth and tell her that her vagina is filled with weird poop before slowly lowering yourself back down and finishing the...